Sheila
(323) 555-4494
Party for Steve
"Satan Lend Me a Dollar wasa hit, all the kids loved it, but that was like 20 years ago. It's over"
What do you mean, how do I know Steve Moramarco? He's a musician, I'm a booking agent. He started his pest-a-thon 20 years ago and hasn't let up since!
"Steve You're an asshole... but becacuse you're such a pathetic individual, it's hard to truly hate you."
You have a nice smile
I would like to befriend you
Sunshine every day
You may ask yourself
Of all the ladies why you?
Call me Mystery
You desire me
The heart wants what the heart wants
It is what it is
Drinking a latte
In the bistro of your soul
Ill leave a Big tip
Two worlds existing
Will they ever intertwine?
Lets make it happen
Now let me take you
To the place I have prepared
with nice bean bag chairs
Within my black heart
The song of a wounded duck
Dance to its Love Beat
There's magic in me
I long to share this with you
The key word is 'long'...
Do not worship me
For am I not just a man?
But I dont blame you
My heart is so hard
And so are some other things
Up for some romance?
Blanca
323 555-3343
Please take off my pants
I wont hit it and quit it
there is only You
Walking on water
Is it so hard to believe?
Its just what I do
Before there was you
I was not busy living
For I was dying
Through a veil of tears
I almost hear your soft song
Pump up the volume. ?!
Hey there beautiful
I am writing a haiku
For your eyes only
Let us walk my dear
Through the freezing snow and rain
To my Heat Temple
Just imagine us
In a canopy of trees
We are coconuts
Jungle lust personified
Lips of a Goddess
Imagined around my neck
Yeah back that thang up
Damn girl youre so fine
I have loved you without fail
Since the dawn of time
I dominate you
Because you always let me
Lets flip the script
Take a chance on me
Sometimes you gotta believe
Believe in your dreams
I am just a man
You totally rock my world
Come on taste the dream
you smell like lilacs
ill play the hummingbirds role
by pollenating
love is for suckers
if thats true then just call me
King Suckerino
riend me
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Thursday Sept 25
3:30 PM
Cafe in the Heights
3510 N Broadway
Meet Steve...!
S Moramarco
1 oz herbegano, toke
as directed 5x a day.
Dr .Issac
"Dr." Issac K. Carlen
C.C.G.
PATIENT:
PRESCRIPTION:
SIGNATIURE:
LINCOLN HEIGHTS P.D.
"TO PROTECT AND SERVE"
INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
TO: ALL UNITS
RE: MORAMARCO
Effective immediately, the City Attorney has advised us that we can no longer cite or detain Mr. You-Know-Who for You-Know-What.
Please inform all concerned citizens by reciting or giving them the attached handout. You can also refer them to the Community Police Blog at http://lincolheightspd.blogspot.com
But whatever you do, do NOT have them call ME! I have a department to run and am sick of answering questions about this nonsense. I didn't make the laws, it is my duty to (selectively) enforce them.
And for crying out loud, could SOMEONE make a FRESH pot of coffee with a NEW filter? Sometimes I think you people are animals.
Your Commanding Officer,
Lt. Vincent Duvall
pp: VD
Vince Duvall